Just Be Yourself

According to my friends status on facebook. ;p

I have 602 friends, 482 more than average. 37% are male, 63% are female. 255 are single, 101 are dating or married. If I contracted a deadly variant of flu, I would likely infect 14 people, 2 of whom would ...die. When I share something on Facebook, it is typically viewed by 34 people. If I died today, an estimated 601 people would try to attend my funeral. Based on my Facebook profile, I have a 94% probability of getting married. I am likely to earn US$2.7 million and have 2.6 children over my lifetime.